Different abilities means diverse capabilities.

71 Connections is dedicated to utilizing talent that is at risk of being squandered for want of opportunity. Our marketers have diverse backgrounds and capabilities derived from their unique origins and communities to set your brand apart. 

We’re the talented freaks and capable geeks your best ideas have been waiting for. 

 

experimental policies


Pricing varies by project from the price to the payment plan. Every aspect of exchange is up for negotiation according to collaborative needs. 

Our training structure is designed to evolve on its feet and utilize widely available resources. This ensures equal access to project opportunities, learning methods that meet the needs of the marketer, and that the latest marketing techniques are implemented as 

Owner/Founder/Court Jester

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Cat, founder of 71 Connections, blending marketing expertise with real-world nightlife experience to drive social change.

Cat

Former honors student, actor, Fulbright Scholar and exotic dancer, Cat worked in marketing until mental health struggles made the standard 9-5 unsustainable. This Hail Mary is a dedicated effort to fix everything by a person crazy enough to try. It might fail, but so has everything else so far.


Welcome to the social experiment.

Don't mind us, we're just quietly disrupting the system.

71 Connections  is designed with respect for the lack of business expertise that prevents many aspiring entrepreneurs from success. Instead of standard procedures we’re implementing an honors-based structure with one simple means of enforcing accountability, which is a public record of what’s promised and what’s delivered for both services and payment. Let’s see how it goes. 

Looking for a deal when the world just needs a meal

None of us are entirely sure what happens in those corporate board rooms where life-changing decisions that favor a "good" deal over having an impact on the world that won't haunt the decision-makers in the afterlife. But we are praying if offered an alternative people will prefer a system of mutual benefit and open door details.

Cat's ancestor was the noblest pirate on the seas

Family lore of reasonable credibility according to the family Bible indicate Bartholomew Roberts, the most successful pirate in the Golden Age of Piracy, was one of my ancestors. Known for his democratic "Articles of Agreement," the Dread Pirate Roberts recognized that even when surrounded by corruption it is a worthy effort to treat others with dignity.

The crew so far

Join us in the effort to build a social sanctuary on our pirate ship of societally brokenhearted nerds with haphazard charisma and spontaneous outbursts of passion.

These thoughts are more relevant than random.

There is no exit strategy for exploitation culture.

We're surrounded by such an overwhelming majority of exploitation scenarios that it has become foolish to assume exploitation is not the higher likelihood when evidence is unclear. We don't know how to fix that, but hey, let's take a swing with a dirty pirate ship full of angry losers.

We just need a fucking solution.

We don't have time for the "so excited to share cultures and create new experiences" stuff. Yeah, that will be great, but cmon we are hungry, exhausted, and in physical danger. And we're just a handful of an unreasonable majority. So I think we need to fuck the niceties and find a solution.

Nobody wants to eat a billionare.

We really don't know anything about being a billionaire. Probability suggests it's actually pretty scary. Probability also indicates there are threats and technologies and justifiable fears in a capacity that is positively alien to us. As far as I am concerned, they are invited to supper. With the way things are going it could be the last one we all get to have together.

Who here speaks dolphin?

We are obsessed with alien life and how to communicate with it as we sit here swamped in alien intelligence that has been so heartbreakingly disregarded that once we are able to engage meaningfully it will be too late to apologize. Either way, I'd like to be done with the racism, sexism, and all the other God Damned isms keeping us from asking the whales if they know what we dream or seeing if the gorillas want to learn to dance.

You might never hear from us, but sure sign up or whatever.

The plan is to just absolutely never have regularly scheduled content. Client content is our number one priority and this is an organization run by mental health savants and impoverished geniuses, so what comes from it will be a surprise for all of us.